The zoo!!!

So allegany went to the Austin zoo with Aaron Shep. this past wens and it was soo much fun! We met up and Meagan and I went around wally world while Aaron and Britt went to a meeting where they work. Then we all went to Starbucks and mommy Britt bought us coffee! (Meagan and I were joking that Britt and Aaron were acting like our parents so now they’re mommy Britt and daddy Aaron and Meagan is meggypo, I don’t have a nickname yet >=)!)  Then we were off. The ride up there was almost the most eventful part of the day. We had to take lots of detours, we saw a possible serial killer, jammed out to music and laughed alot. It took us forever to get to the zoo but it was worth it though. =)

We saw bunchs and bunchs of animals! Meagan found her super power of animal magnetism and Araon about jumped out of his skin everytime I mentioned lizards because they were all over the place. We all took bunchs of pics and and ran around like children because we were so excited. Then we went to Chilis because it was the closest resturaunt. We only left a tiny tip because we never saw our waitress. I mean, you know it’s bad when Britt doesn’t feel bad about leaving a 50 cent tip.

Then we went to the Lakeline mall and walked around and they got desert. I swear, when we all go on our cross country trip I can see us wiping out 7-11′s across the country. >.< Aaron stopped at a target because he wanted a slurpy but they didn’t have any so we went around so Britt could get snacks. And at the gas station we stopped at they ran around grabbing stuff like chips and pickles and slushies. =) And on the way home we sang to music and eat our snacks! I can’t wait to do it again.

                                                -Alyssa-

Bitch, Don’t Touch My Tater Tots!

Pet Peeves.  Everybody has them. Mine range from stupid grammatical errors to being asked stupid questions.  However, I can shrug these off without getting pissy about it.  That is, except for one.  Nothing ticks me off more than when people touch my food.

Here I am eating Sonic for dinner, enjoying my chicken strips and tater tots.  Then comes the idiot who decides his tater tots weren’t sufficient enough and reaches over without asking and grabs one of my tater tots. That is the highlight of my meal and then here’s Mr. Inconsiderate who thinks that it’s perfectly cool to steal my tater tots.  I mean, I’d be totally cool giving you one if you ask, but don’t just go reaching over with your germy, ass hands, grabbing MY tater tots like you’re king of the taters and can just go taking them whenever you feel like it.

Then, I karate chop Mr. Inconsiderate’s arm (yes, I’m being totally serious) and he gets all offended as if I’m being totally unreasonable and rude.  Excuse me, but Mr. Inconsiderate those are MY tater tots and your nasty hands have no business being in my food.  Next time, to save yourself that nasty bruise on your arm, ASK before touching my tater tots.  Gosh!

–Meagan

P.S. I’m like this with all my food, I just really like my tater tots. :D

Mass chaos tour!

So for my first post in what feels like forever, I’ve decided to tell you about my many exploits. Recently my friends and I have taken to skipping class. Finals are comming up and we still have all of our absences so we’re using them up. =) So, we’ve been doing other stuff. Like going to see the hunger games, going to the coffee beanery. And! What I’m most excited to talk about, going to the Mass Chaos Tour!!! Meagan and I went and it was amazing! I have to say if you ever get a chance to go to a concert take it. It’s a once in a lifetime expericence! Actually if you have any once in a lifetime experiences I urge you to take them. Like doing marching band and knowing what it feels like to be in front of hundreds of people performing and know they’re cheering for you. Or getting drunk with your sister for the first time and finding out you’re a dumb drunk. Or swimming in a hot springs while it snows around you, and driving almost right next to a wild fire and watching it crown the trees. So please, I urge you to follow Allegany’s example and take life and show it who’s boss. Let nothing hold you back. A little adventure never hurt anyone…except maybe me. I did burn myself three times in 5 mins. Then turn around and burn my foot again tonight the same way. But hey, I’ve been called many things…clumsy being most of them.

                                                                  -Alyssa-

Artist who have a lot to say.

For my first post for nearly a month, I’ve decided to say something about artists in the music industry. First let me tell you why this issue even crossed my mind. I’m sitting outside on a pretty much nice spring day and listening to JJ Demon when someone walked by singing some song about rolling blunts and and bagging hos.

While I don’t know about you, I’m alittle concerned about the direction popular music is taking. It seems to me that all male artist can talk about it sex and drugs and violence. And female singers seem to be a fraction better, but some still have songs only about sex or hooking up with men in the club. These songs make all of us out to be either prudes or easy. Which makes me want to point out that there seems to be a double standard on the issue of sex with men and women. When a man says he’s only slept with one girl, he’s sweet, if he’s slept with hundreds of girls he’s a stud. For women, if we only sleep with one man, we’re either a prude or a tease, but if we sleep with every guy who askes, then were whores. Does anyone else see something wrong with this?

Back to my original topic, I’m tired of hearing songs with the same conent as the next ten thousand. These people seem to be saying a lot for having nothing to say. I think it’s funny that the people more worried about joints then who’s running our country can sell more albums than someone who has a whole song on what’s wrong with this country. Yes, there are a few artists out there that actaully have something worthwhile to say. These are the ones that should be heard. On that note, I’ve decided to complie a list, I hope you give theses a listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axD9LHbQzfo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5AdCAcGEqU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkweU7URV2c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXpdmKELE1k&ob=av2n

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dunKAwRN3P8&ob=av2e

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP0ngiMBnas

-Alyssa-

The what if journal 2: Beware the rope

         Okay, I know what you’re thinking, didn’t she just post? Does she complain this much? For real! But no, this is something completely different. And since I already promised to put this up, I’m gonna do it.

 The what if journal: entry 2: Beware the rope

The setting: Aaron’s car/the movie theater

The victim: Britt

The villain: Aaron

The reality: Britt and I were driving in her car on our way home from hanging out when her phone rings. She answers it and puts it on speaker phone because it’s Aaron, a mutual friend of ours. He says that I should go see a movie…I think it was called Party X or something like that…I just remember it had the letter X in it. It is apparently about a party, which I’m guessing bad stuff happens at or Britt would have no qualms about going. I say I’m busy today so he starts in on Britt. He tells her he’s going to kidnap her one day and tie her up and drag her to the theater to watch it. She says that she would call the police and have them protect her, I unfortunately can’t keep my mouth shut and keep giving Aaron ideas. Which promptly got me hit on the arm.

The what if:

Aaron: Hey Britt, let’s go to Starbucks! I’ll pick you up.

Britt: Sure! Let me get ready

*unimportant interval where nothing entertaining happens*

Aaron:*sends a text saying he’s at her house*

Britt: Hey, what’s up? *Get’s in the car completely naive to what’s to ensue*

Aaron: Oh nothing

Britt: *notices some rope, ducktape and other items in Aaron’s back seat* What on Earth? Are you going to kidnap someone? *realizes what is going to happen and tries to get away*

*Aaron suddenly pounces after she has her seat belt on and blind folds her and ties her hands up. Britt freaks out but tragically no one is there to save her*

Britt: Aaron! I am not seeing that movie!!!

Aaron: Jerk!

*Aaron drives them to the theater and unbuckles Britt so he can wrap her up in rope, tighten her blindfold and tie something around her mouth so she can’t talk. Then he picks up her feet and ties them with rope then loops the rope around his shoulder so he can drag her*

Britt: Aaron! Ow! Stop it! Owwiiee!! Put me down!!! I’m not seeing it! *this is said muffled so it sounds more like(Fwaon! mow! Mop ep! Mowwwi!)

Aaron: Shut up! You’ll give me away! *walks through the door as though nothing has happened*

Kacie: Ummm, Aaron…why is Britt tied up?

Aaron: This is my man bag. This isn’t Britt.

Kacie: Well…we’re going to have to check your…um…bag?

Britt: *Cursing all of her fellow employees for not helping her*

Aaron:*drags her into the movie theater and ties her to the chair. Then he takes off the blindfold and tapes her eyes open.*

Britt: (In her mind) Aaron, when this is over I’m going to shoot you! Then I am going to beat Kacie for not helping me.

Aaron: Shh! The  movie is starting.

*A few hours later*

Araon: See it wasn’t that bad *rolls Britt out of his car and onto the sidewalk outside her house*

Britt: *uncovers mouth after Aaron unties her* Aaron! You are so dead!!! *Attacks him with the rope*

                   Lesson of the story? Beware the rope…and your friends. >.<

                                                                                                     -Alyssa-

That terrible Texas weather and much more.

         Wow, has it really been a month since I posted on this? I’ve been so busy trying to get all my class work out-of-the-way and trying to find a job that this really didn’t even cross my mind. Wow, that sounds horrible, we all forgot about our like…two…faithful readers. Okay that makes it sound worse. =( Any who, you’ve probably judged by the title I will be talking about the weather and much more. So…here we go…*deep breathe*. Hold on for the ride. =)

1) Okay, so central Tx just got hit with some pretty bad storms. First we had amazing weather were it was above 70 for weeks. Then all of a sudden, BOOM! This storm line blows through and everyone’s ducking for cover as we’re pelted with hail, clouds so dark it looks like night-time and lightening that would have made Benjamin Franklin rethink his kite experiment. Then it was cold, as in the 40′s at night cold. *shivers and bundles up*. As you’ve guess I do not really like the cold. Maybe growing up in New York where I had snow balls thrown in my face has something to do with it. And today it is back into the 70′s. I guess we’re staying true to our motto, “Don’t like the weather in Texas? Stick around it’ll change”.

2) Daylight savings time has killed me! It’s jacked me up soooooo much. The sun comes up at sixish in the morning, making me feel like I’m late every morning, so I fly out of bed early and then get cranky because I’m up early. And as those of you who know me best, you know I. Am. Not. A morning person. And the sun doesn’t set until 8ish at night. So now, I’m sitting around, like I’ve got time to do this or that before I go to sleep. Then I look down and it’s almost 10 and I’m pulling my hair out and running like a chicken with its head cut off.

3) Bad luck seems to follow me everywhere. I have yet again cut my finger, this time with a sharper knife. It’s like the knives just keep going up in level every time. “note to self, remember to never play with sharp objects”. I cut myself while I was dicing a pickle, so I go put a band-aid on it so I can cut up the onion, I am not going to repeat what I said as I felt the stinging and saw the blood welling up. =) That’ll be left to your imagination. Then, as I was cutting the onion, the knife hit the band-aid. If I had not put that on, I would have cut myself twice in the same night. I don’t know if I’m just hardheaded or stupid but I have yet to give up cooking…I may be giving up a thumb first.

4) I have a word to say to all you out there who hate on people because they can do stuff you can’t. Stop it! I’m so tired of hearing criticism on my writing or my drawing from people who can’t even do it themselves. Don’t get me wrong, I like putting my stuff up for opinions and while I don’t like being told it needs fixing, I grit my teeth and buck up and redo it. However, these are people who can do it and know what they’re talking about it. I got told that I needed to fix certain aspects of a picture by a person who apparently hasn’t painted in their life because they didn’t make any sense and they told me to mix two colors that didn’t even go together, or with the painting. I was sitting there like…What? That’s when you give them a you’re stupid look and walk away.

5) There are a ton of books coming out that I want! And movies that I am determined to go see. The hunger games and The dark knight Rising! One is out and I can’t wait to see it, the next comes out right before my birthday so that is what we shall be doing for my birthday=) Aaaaand, the last Maximum ride book comes out in August and many others are either already out, or are coming out.

6) I am working my butt off on a story that I’ve been pushing the deadline back and back. I know everyone is impatient but I can’t force it out. One it’ll suck! and Two, it just doesn’t happen with me. I mean, I could be writing more than I do now, but there are times where I just sit in front of the screen and stare because nothing comes. Oh, it just dawned on me that you have no idea what I’m talking about. Ok, I’m writing a book…well, let me just give you the overview like they do on the back of books.

                             “Okay, a girl becomes a freshman in highschool and meets a really weird family. They all have secrets to hide and she discovers them. She also finds out that she has a few secrets she didn’t know about. They are a family of vampires and she has something to do with why they, and other vampires are converging on the area. As fighting breaks out over her, she has to come to terms with what she is and how it’s going to affect her and those around her. But most importantly, how to decided who to side with. The strange family, the hunters, or the ones threatening her family and friends if she doesn’t help them become truly immortal”.

Sorry it’s kind of jumbled but I didn’t want to give too much away. And no, it is not like Twilight. Trust me, my vampires do not sparkle, my werewolves are really werewolves and the main character doesn’t have choice of whither to transform or not, she has to or she dies.

                                                                                   -Alyssa-

 

The Life of A Kid Whose Parents Are Split

This is not going to be one of those melodramatic posts where I write to you about how my life is so depressing and things would’ve been better if I didn’t get to see my dad only about a month and a half of the whole year.  Instead, I’m just going to ramble on about life when one is constantly switching between two parents.

First, let me say that the best part of having divorced parents is that I get two of everything.  Two birthdays, Christmases, allowances, the list goes on and on.  To make matters even better, my dad always tries to top my mom’s presents so I get really awesome stuff.

When my parents first divorced, the seven hour drive to my dad’s house was torture.  But with time I’ve learned to blink and the seven hours would be over.  That’s how I am now.  Even when I’m at home I could easily let the hours slip by due to the fact that I’ve had so much practice wasting time so it would go faster on the way to my dad’s.  I wonder if that’s why my homework always gets done at the last minute… I blink and then all my time was whisked right out from under me.

However, there is one particular factor that I hate the most that comes with having split parents… and that is boredom.  I leave for my dad’s house over the breaks and while I’m there I don’t have anything to do but stare at a big flashing screen like a mindless drone.  I’ve said before that I’m good at making time pass, but I only meant hours, I’m not such a time waster that I can make days go by.  And unfortunately, I don’t have a car, so I can’t drive anywhere.  I don’t have any friends where my dad lives so I can’t hang out with them.  And to top it off, I get to babysit my nuisance of a little brother while my dad works all day.  Let’s not forget he doesn’t believe in buying groceries apparently, so I can’t even stuff my stomach to fill the void of longing to do something productive and exciting.

At least while I visit, my dad tries to take us to do fun things.  During summers he takes us to the beach and we rent a condo which is pretty freakin sweet.  And of course we always go to Schlitterbahn and once  we even went to Disney World.  Unfortunately, the fun doesn’t last and I always end up cooped up in my room playing with my computer or phone to keep me occupied for just a little while.   Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate all that my dad does for us, it’s just that things would be nicer if I weren’t cooped up in this house all day feeling like I have no purpose but to wait for my dad to get home to take us to do something…. I wonder if that’s how dogs feel?

Hopefully, after this week I won’t be dead from boredom and can continue to post.  Until next time!

-Meagan

Why does someone on high hate me?

                 Okay, I seriously wonder if I can go a day without something bad happening. I am in the planetarium at campus and I’m just minding my own buisness, listening to Attack Attack! and of course something goes wrong! Before I tell you what happened, let me give you the details of my predicament frist. I have microeconomics today, which has a midterm comming up and quizzes due on friday. And since it’s my friend’s week to drive I can’t get in the car and go home for another pair or anything. So I bet you’re dieing to know what happened now aren’t you? I was cleaning my glasses and they litterally desintergrated in my hands. =( The lens came out and the side snapped. So now I have to litterally squint to see anything at all. I’m so screwed right now.

                 I seem to be having these occurances more and more lately. On valentines day, I cut my finger and it bled alot, I nailed myself in the pelvis with the corner of my labtop. And much muuuuch more. I am seriously wondering what I did to make my life this horrible right now. Why does someone hate me? I mean seriously? Did I kill someone in a past life to get this kind of karma?

                                                                                                                                                                     -Alyssa-

What if journal 1: Monkey Mountian

Ok, so we all said that we would start posting about what we say we are going to do and what would happen if we really did them. So here is the first entry.

Setting: CTC campus/under the awning by the engineering building

Villain: a group of guys who stand outside the building harassing people, we have affectionately deemed them monkey mountain

The real deal: Britt and I were heading to the science building and saw that we would have to pass through them so we decided to move out from under the awning to avoid them. While we were walking we got to talking and I blurted out, “I’m sorry, I thought we were at college! Can we keep the antics at high school”? Britt promptly burst out laughing and told me to say that the next time we saw them. Which I conveniently forgot the next time we saw them.

The what if:

Britt: EW!

Me: Ug! They’re there! I do not want to talk to them!

Britt: Let’s avoid them!

Me: I’m tired! I don’t want to walk all the way.

Monkey mountain: Hey flower girl! Hi!

Us: *ignore*

Monkey mountain: Do I need to start following you?

Me: *Glaring* I’m sorry! I thought we were in college!

Britt: o.o !?

Monkey Mountian: What?

Me: Can we leave the antics in high school?

Britt: *Snort then laughing*

Monkey mountain: …!!!!?????

Us: Walk away! >.=)

-Alyssa-